Emergency Holy Cow Petition Denied

Ahh well, you can’t win ’em all, Rod.    Maybe you can’t win any.

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~ by FLDS TEXAS on January 14, 2010.

47 Responses to “Emergency Holy Cow Petition Denied”

  1. I wonder what it’s going to take to encourage this criminal bunch of mental knuckle draggers to consider that their insular play-world doesn’t work well outside, in reality.

  2. better luck next time rod and willie. maybe if you stayed with the truth even slightly you’d have a better chance.

  3. Holy Buffalo Chip Batman, the Supremes smelled them coming a mile away!

    Good show!

  4. OK – Lets make this easy so that even WILLIE and WARREN can understand!

    —————-

    The DUCK is the FLDS

    The LEMONAIDE STAND is Judge Lindberg’s COURT and the store the SUPREME COURT

    GRAPES are an ELUSIVE FLDS FANTASY

    LEMONAIDE is BLACK LETTER LAW

  5. Damg – too bad the Supremes didnt believe all that breeze that Willie was blowing in Don Richters ear.

    Would that have made the difference?

    PS Damn song – cant get it out of my head!

  6. Maybe it was a mistake to base their claim of how important these particular cows are to their religious practices on lies that could so easily be found out in a court of law.

  7. The FLDS fantasy didnt pass the Supreme Court and it wont pass God either.

  8. The flds and their attorneys should realize by now that when they file these silly lawsuits, like the sacred cows suit, two things happen:
    1.They lose credibility among the public and more importantly, the courts.
    2.The flds lose money and the attorneys gain money. I don’t think one of the flds goals is to enrich attorneys while further shearing the sheepies.

  9. Maybe these were the cows Willie was referring to.

    Where are your cows when you need them to be your spokes moo person?

    Hat tip: LS

  10. That was moooooo-ving.

    I’m dying here.

  11. Guess the petition didn’t pass the Supreme Court of Utah’s smell test either. lol

  12. The flds and their attorneys should realize by now that when they file these silly lawsuits, like the sacred cows suit, two things happen:
    1.They lose credibility among the public and more importantly, the courts.
    2.The flds lose money and the attorneys gain money. I don’t think one of the flds goals is to enrich attorneys while further shearing the sheepies.

    I don’t know that they get it or ever will. I think when you feel righteous and justified you can’t make those connections.

  13. Yes Stamp – udderly delightful.

  14. Speaking of cows, I haven’t eaten red meat in many years. In my opinion, the raising of beef cattle is environmentally unfriendly, and human beings can get along fine without it.

  15. When the Steaks are high, and you are feeling Righteous, head to your nearest Supreme Court in the Land.

    Dont forget to wipe your boots!

  16. the raising of beef cattle is environmentally unfriendly

    I love a good steak, but I have to admit those cow farts are a problem.

  17. Ron, they get it! the reason they do all these petitions is to put off the hearing of anything, hoping it will fizzle out. If you look at all the cases of individuals in the short creek area, from traffic tickets to molestation , to having drugs in their possession, they drag it out for sometimes two years before the the judge makes final decision.
    Look at Allen Steeds case. He was charged in 2007, and it STILL has not come to trial. Three years attorneys have been delaying.

  18. Well, it true they have no qualm about working the system, its become part of their theology.

    Why should they follow any laws? The flaming red fireballs shooting out of Warrens mouth is their law.

  19. Any wonder this cult didn’t move to Mexico so far.

  20. I’ve heard that the FLDS have at least two properties in Mexico. When Jeffs was running and a new refuge was rumored, it was indeed Mexico that was speculated as his choice.

    But TEXAS? WHAT was he THINKING!?!???

  21. Well the NatGeo article is now online, just read it, it is not the “glowing” report that bile mudpucky and company are hoping for, but it could be a lot stronger:

    http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2010/02/polygamists/anderson-text

    Here is a link to Stephanie Sinclair’s photo’s

    http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2010/02/polygamists/sinclair-photography

  22. Stamp, my guess is that Warren thought Texas too ignorant to catch on, and too adamant about leaving neighbors’ business alone, all things being equal. Kind of like 100 or so years ago not asking too many questions, could be someone GTT (Gone to Texas) or anything. Plenty of outlaws did, some changed their names. I’ve found some amusing stuff in my expanded genealogy research.

    Basically since Texans don’t, or hadn’t, read between FLDS lines, picked up their codes, I believe he thought he could rope and tie us all like calves because Texans are stupid. Jack with our laws, jack with our courts, jack with decency. Lost in their own devised criminal world.

  23. Wow, what a turnout for Foneta’s funeral. I thought she had been practically abandoned by Merril, Barbara et al. in Short Creek while they went to YFZ.

    It’s interesting to consider the number of attendees at an FLDS funderal (thousands!) versus the number of attendees at an FLDS wedding (um, maybe four?)

  24. Stamp.–LOVED the cow video!! You are one sick puppy. And I say that will utmost admiration! [Where do you find this stuff!?]Whether I sit down with a glass of moo-juice or a lovely medium rare T-bone, I will think of them and smile!

    This morning when I turned on the TV, there was a program on called, Cults, Religion and Mind Control. I apparantly tuned in just at the right moment. It was a segment on Elissa Wall’s life inside the FLDS and trial of WJ. It ended with an update of the 2 recent trials and the 10 more to come. I hope a lot of people were watching, so they get a better sense of what women and children suffer at the hands of religious meglomaniacs.

  25. MC1199

    Oh, I have help! Hat Tip – LS X 2

    I post that funny Duck song and my email gets filled up with cows.

    Who knew that would happen?

    As an encore, and this one comes highly recommended by a CPA:

  26. One of my favorites, Stamp.

  27. Miele

    Oh, yeah, and it sets the stage for more humorous postings, whats the FLDS gonna file next?

    I betcha I could find a mockup for that Temple they were planning for Berry Knoll!

  28. LOOK out SHORTCREEK!!

    Make ROOM on BERRY KNOLL! Here comes the YFZ Temple!

  29. Watch out wee willie the cows are coming for you!

  30. Stamp, sssssssssssssssh. Don’t give them any ideas.

  31. LadySadie, thanks for those links. Sinclair’s pictures are breathtaking.

    As to the write up, well Gramma’s whole agreement with the Court was nullified by crossing her fingers. Now we know what the rules of the game are.

  32. Miele, good point the saving grace of the whole article was when Melinda Fischer Jeffs had no response to how would she react to her own ‘reassignment’. Then Vera Black proudly recalling how she broke the law and defied Law Enforcement officials, a heroine to the lawlessness and organized underworld of the FLDS Church.

  33. Amen cajIM. We also found out that Merill apparently has non- somnolent moments and can also actually hear.

  34. yeah well, its saying something that only 2 daughters and 1 son still are in the cult.

  35. I think the FLDS leaders pushed Dan Fischer’s relatives into the limelight to make a statement directly to him. And Stephanie Sinclair played along so that she could get cool photos and sell them.

  36. You guys all realize that Stephanie Sinclair only took the pictures, right? The article was written by a guy — Alex something (I think). I think you’re attributing something to Stephanie that isn’t there. I think her photos are a GREAT job of showing the reality of the FLDS – at least when you consider that she was marched from site to site for her photos by the FLDS. It would have been interesting to see some shots of the town that we keep hearing about that show the rundown or underdeveloped areas but I doubt that was possible while she was being escorted around.

  37. Good point, Rebekah.

  38. I think you’re attributing something to Stephanie that isn’t there. I think her photos are a GREAT job of showing the reality of the FLDS – at least when you consider that she was marched from site to site for her photos by the FLDS

    …………………………….

    As a photographer, I think she’s allowed to make her own artistic statement and that statement does not have to be political. The pictures are very interesting. Maybe I haven’t see all of them yet, but in the domestic scenes – WHERE ARE THE MEN? It isn’t her fault that the FLDS want their family life to be portrayed in a certain way – and adding middle aged men to a house full of young girls would be jarring.

    I watched a couple of episodes of “Big Love” for the first time. The husband is played by Bill Paxton: tall, dark and handsome. Yeah right.

  39. One thing I noticed in the photos is that Melanie Fischer Jeffs lives in a very nice home in Colorado City.

    I have seen photos of other homes in Short Creek that are nowhere near as nice.

    “…for their just wants and needs.”

    I guess some animals are more equal than others when it comes to “just wants and needs.”

    Probably doesn’t hurt if one’s last name is Jeffs.

  40. In the case of the dinner photo of Sally Wayman Jeffs Nielsen’s daughters, the husbands are either under indictment or already in prison.

    I suppose one could photoshop the mug shots sitting around the dinner table.

    Not exactly the Norman Rockwall fresh veggies and homemade bread image they prefer to portray.

  41. I wonder if they pray for all the men in prison or under indictment, and let their dinner get cold.

    Its a long list.

  42. don’t forget daddy to those girls, leroy jeffs is exed because his brother was jealous of him. also missing from the picture are the girls brothers, except for the littlest one. where are royce and mahonri who are between renae and saroya in age? also missing is rosemary who was also a wife to raymond. where is she?

  43. probably doesn’t hurt that melinda badmouths her father, dan. that probably goes a long way toward keeping her in good graces. i hope she isn’t to secure in the fact that her husband won’t get exed, his daddy did and daddy was one of warren’s brothers. mother in law susanna wasn’t to happy during her wedding to james rulon allred. didn’t she cry all the way through it or something like that?

  44. yeah that would be kinda long winded, especially if they pray for those who are worried about being indicted in the next round.

  45. Yeah, Susannah was a reluctant bride the second time around.

    According to Warren (thank you for the great dictations, Warren!), she didn’t even want to kiss her new husband (go figure) and the profit said something to the effect that she needed to defer properly to the priesthood.

    Uppity woman.

    How dare she be uneasy emotionally when her brother-in-law tells her she is now “divorced” and while we’re at it, here’s your new husband.

  46. yeah, what a revelation. and yet melinda doesn’t think it could happen to her. hasn’t she figured out that no one is safe. and she should really use her proper name which is now allred since the father was exed and the new daddy is an allred.

  47. How can you tell an flds milk cow from a regular milk cow?

    An flds milk cow has been bred according to extremely strict flds breeding standards; Meaning they only use 50 year old bulls on underage heifers. When the heifer finally comes of age, she is known as “a holy cow”. 🙂

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